We've had *something* pulling tufts of grass out of our front law recently.
I initially thought it was the kids. So I asked them. They had no idea.
Then I thought it might have been a dog. But there's been no sight of a dog.
Next I thought of a cat: but I haven't seen one.
All the while, the problem's been getting worse.
Finally, we've figured out the problem: we saw some *crows* yanking up tufts of grass! Crows!!!!
So we've put up a sign outside the house that says feck off crows!.
Ah, seriously, K has put up a tinfoil scarecrow tree thing for now, while we try to figure out other options. (If that doesn't work.)